Friday, February 18, 2005
HAHAHHAHAHHAA.

From an advice column in Counterpoint:

Nerdy Pick-Up Lines
- Hey, baby; wanna test the ‘k’ of my bedsprings?
- Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
- Much of our shared knowledge was discovered in the East before being brought to the Western world: the number zero, Arabic numerals, the quadratic formula, the Kama Sutra.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone #?
- You are one well-defined function.
- Hey, baby – wanna be sinusoidal functions? We could oscillate horizontally…
- Want a hot Euler body massage?
- National Geography Bee pick-up line: Oman, I want Djibouti!
- Hey baby, how about I tinker with your software
while you turn on my hardware?"

Biology-Based
- Hey, you're O positive too? Guess you're my type!
- Remember my species - you'll be classifying it later.
- Hey, my Y is almost as big as my X.
- I lost my genetic code, can I have yours?
- Let's evolve, because there's definitely unity with diversity.
- Nice quadrats - can I study them?
- Hey, I think you need to adjust my diaphragm.
- Why don't you come over later so you can balance my equation?
- Can I exchange materials with your surroundings?
- Asexual reproduction is for pansies.
- Let's get together later to converge.
- Hey, I'd like to sample your population.
- I think I need to work on the structural formula of your fatty acid.
- Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.

last one is my favorite. :-D
--posted by M @ 2:31 AM | 0 comments

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